The Regulars

Freelance food writer & private chef. I cook for the people I love — it's the one thing I'm sure of. Want to learn your way around a kitchen? Come hungry and ask.

okay hear me out — hot sauce, shell companies, a guy who got into a car that wasn't his … it's all connected. what do i do for work? unclear. what do i know? too much. theories on request.

Software engineer. I optimize systems for a living — basically, I delete things until they work. One t-shirt, correctly chosen.

I don't say much here. Ask me about zoning variances or how a block got rezoned in '87 and that changes fast. Married to @oliviaknows, who handles the talking.

So — I know everyone, and everyone tells me things. The flower shop, the tailor, the woman at the market. I host, I connect, I never forget a detail. Married to @oliverreads.

Financial analyst. I read the numbers so you don't have to, and I won't pretend it's good news when it isn't. Mostly here to observe.